Can't Find Great Hits? 9/25 Freaky Friday!

I wonder why this week has been so bad.

 

Go find a mirror.

 

When all looks bleak and dreary

And the hits are at a few

There is always solace in Amazon Tahoe

And their 3,570 hits to do

They aren't that hard

But they also are quite strict

Which means you could face mass rejections

Which makes them big pricks

And now my poem is over

I have nothing better, it's true

but go search through mturk

for something better to do...

Title: Classify short video for suitability to children Requester: Amazon-Tahoe [AGOMJF821I54] (TO) TO Ratings: ☢☢☢☢☢ 4.00 Communicativity ☢☢☢☢☢ 2.11 Generosity ☢☢☢☢☢ 4.75 Fairness ☢☢☢☢☢ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 10 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: Watch the video and answer basic questions about the video! Get Rewarded! Time: 45 minutes Hits Available: 3570 Reward: $0.07 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 90

 

If it were just me, ok. But I saw you bitching earlier how this week has sucked too.

 

It is you and it never was me. I find a way like I always do. I'll give you a discount on my e-book about how you can make money working from home. There is a section in there just for you.

 

Total Earnings as of 9/25 $736.00

 

Ok bye

 

Title: Nonprofit Attitudes Survey (about 10-12 minutes) Requester: Texas Tech PFP [A1ELP2KGWXVQOI] (TO) TO Ratings: ☢☢☢☢☢ 4.88 Communicativity ☢☢☢☢☢ 3.21 Generosity ☢☢☢☢☢ 4.85 Fairness ☢☢☢☢☢ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 39 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: Help nonprofits by completing this university survey on attitudes about nonprofit organizations Time: 3 hours Hits Available: 1 Reward: $0.50 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 50, HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 90, Location is US

~6 minutes

 

What else can I say, it's up to you
I know we're one
Just me and you
I can't go on


It's just hard Jenny. People see me on here as such a positive influence. Such a beacon of hope. Some would say a savior. I just find it hard to deal with negative thoughts when I'm such a happy and thoughtful person. I wish you would join me in my positivity. It makes for a better board.

 

I brought out the poet in people...

 

What is love?

 

It says I post 0.03 times a day. This is an above average day.

 

Hey B don't hurt me... Don't hurt me.... No more....

 

wtf i only got a bonus of .80 from the captchas when i did all rounds. I should have gotten $1.60

 

I didnt even get a bonus....

 

Paneras chicken noodle soup is a god send when your sick. Sucks I got caught in a rainstorm on the way home. That sucked not gonna lie lol

 

Ok, Amazon Tahoe isn't even fun for me now.

It used to be cartoon snippets and Ted Talks.

now it is just fashion and makeup styles and a bunch of adults that think it is funny to redub a kids voice for theirs. (it's not funny)

I think I will wait for this batch to pass.....

 

I care not what you say.

It's all right to work for substandard pay.

Though I'll probably remain poor,

My numbers will soar,

And Sergey will soon aknowladge my worth.

Or, maybe the mysterious God of the Masters will simply materialize before me and offer unlimited hits for $1 a pop.

 

It's not worth the time you say,

But I must disagree

Looking at selfies for .03

makes goals you can see

But beware of hits that pay pennies

Because you will see

Tits, dicks and porn

And shemales a plenty!


And Ode To MyLikes

 

I thought that was a perq.