Can't Find Lucrative HITs? 1/28 Tantalizing Thirst for Thursday

As long as you're buying.

 

A virtual party

No one's paying for anything

 

Boooo

 

I buy for a party *checks bank account* people are ok with 3 generic 3 liter bottles of root beer right? Oh and 2 bags of off brand doritoes.

 

[video=youtube;CAxn-n7Flxw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAxn-n7Flxw[/video]

 

I haven't had root beer in four years

I'm gonna go CRAZY

 

At least you're putting in the effort. That's what's important.

 

I'll bring the Shiner Bock.

 

I try, I really do. Funny thing is all my friends are shit(exceptionally cheaper than the above). Example I coughed up 140$ for seafood for me and my brothers bday last year and fucking NO one out of 20 poeple showed up with any food to add or a gift of any kind.

I mean really, fucking rude man.

 

I can't even imagine showing up for a birthday with nothing. I would just lie and avoid going if I couldn't afford a gift.

 

sounds suspiciously like

 

I've never bought any of my friends gifts

Getting to see me is their gift

 

So...it's like getting Yamcha every bday...theres no return policy on that is there?

 

Unlike real gifts, we can't take you back to the store and turn you in for something that we want.

 

All I wanted to do was party

Now you guys are trying to return me like a toaster

 

Wanted to trade you for a Chiaotzu because at least he's terrifying to children. Standing around Yamcha is like having a constant wave of depression and failure wash over you...so exactly like living in clevleand now that I think about it...

 

Hey now, you're the one who compared yourself to a toaster. I was at least thinking along the lines of a toaster oven or a cheap microwave. If you need somebody to talk to about your self esteem issues, feel free to PM B.

 

I think I might be the only one here who understands your references.

 

If I make one person smile or lulz then it was all worth it.