Can't Find GREAT HITs? - 9/23 Make that Money Monday

This happened to me a few days ago. I thought I was finally going to get to do one. Then when I tried to continue after midnight it said it wasn't available in my area. Hope you have better luck.

 

Zingy in a few days...

 

Does anyone ever notice their abandon rate go up when you are sure you didn't let any hits expire? I'm wondering if something else causes it because it looks like I got about 10 today and only batch I have done is the birds and none of them expired.

 

I rarely if ever post milestones but I felt like it in this case with the shit a certain charming gentleman decided to very unfairly put me through recently. Sup dawg

 

I am not recommending Synthol for zingy, only cocaine and hyphy mud.

 

full of synthol? lol

 

If I had money to post HITs, I'd make a survey of stupid interview questions, like:

Suppose you're shrunk to the size of a pencil, and you're in a blender. How do you get out?
If you were an animal, what would be your motivation to work for the best company in the world, Walmart?
You're a white male, how will you increase the diversity of our company?
Why shouldn't we hire you? Besides that you're clearly incompetent.

etc. chime in. I will give out free hugs or maybe investing advice, math advice, gifs, whatever, etc to good answers.

 

Anybody know the link for the auto-approve script?

 

Title: 400 Word Article: There's more to drains than you know
Requester: David Matchett [A2S7AIIXXY3CT] (TO)
Description: Write a high quality informative 400 word article
Reward: $3.00
Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 97, Total approved HITs is not less than 400
Link: https://www.mturk.com/mturk/preview?groupId=2FH56XBAT2D55UQJ6TUQ6JGCT5R401

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yawp.

 

A bear is sleeping in your tent. He has his arm around you. HOW DO YOU GET OUT without waking the bear and it from totally devouring you?

 

marvin gaye music and cristal champagne

 

All you Dexter fans might want in on this

Title: Answer a survey about your percpetions and response to the finale of the Showtime series "Dexter."
Requester: Meghan S. Sanders [A1CTHF4CG8B2OF] (TO)
Description: Answer an survey about your perceptions and response to the finale of the Showtime series "Dexter." How do you feel now that the show has ended? Who and what will you miss the most? Only viewers of the show are eligible.
Reward: $2.00
Qualifications: Masters has been granted
Link: https://www.mturk.com/mturk/preview?groupId=2L72OHOVR14IGDIGARTHPCWA62C65D

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I rub his belly and maybe give it a happy ending.

Option 2. I nibble it's ear, bears like that.

Option 3, I find a Ronald Reagan mask which magically teleports me away and creates like 20 million jobs overnight, all of them paying over $500,000/year.

 

This isn't 4th edition d&d bro... you gonna have to roll for that last one...

 

I used ninjatrader to test automated strategies.

 

What the what!?

 

Title: Psychology study (approximately 10-20 minutes)
Requester: Garry lab [A2AJGAVCV3HRMW] (TO)
Description: Answer a series of short questions about personality
Reward: $0.50
Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95, Location is US
Link: https://www.mturk.com/mturk/preview?groupId=2IUC1QP6AUC2EISEZISX7V1IS5I07M

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Ok, magical underwear that grants me a magical Reagan mask. Never fails.

 

Title: Quick One Question Survey, with Bonus
Requester: Alegion [A8DQXJEVAM6JF] (TO)
Description: Simple One Question Survey.
Reward: $0.01
Qualifications:
Link: https://www.mturk.com/mturk/preview?groupId=2BIKHPCGJ2D4ZAF8QE80RPPWNAQ39L

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Title: Describe what's happening in pictures and take short surveys.
Requester: Joanna Sterling [A03000323DL3WYT38XKBS] (TO)
Description: Researchers at New York University are currently looking for individuals to take part in a psychology study called "Picture It!” in which we are interested in how people describe pictures.
Reward: $0.71
Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 95, Location is US
Link: https://www.mturk.com/mturk/preview?groupId=2ZSQURGJECY13UY2UON55H0NSXY061

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