Can't Find Great Hits? 5/22 There, They're, Their THURSDAY

Title: Interact with other Turkers in a fictional scenario in which you can earn more money - Deer
Requester: Kyle Thomas [A36GMJHM1BWY1A] (TO)
TO Ratings:
☢☢☢☢☢ 4.48 Communicativity
☢☢☢☢☢ 4.72 Generosity
☢☢☢☢☢ 4.92 Fairness
☢☢☢☢☢ 4.50 Promptness
Number of Reviews: 58
(Submit a new TO rating for this requester)
Description: You will read a short scenario, and then make some decisions based on what you read. You will have the opportunity to earn more money based on these decisions. Survey takes about 5 minutes.
Reward: $0.40 Time Allotted: 3 hours
Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 1000, HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95, Location is US

 

I'm out

 

I wish I had a hit to rec, but I don't. It's late/early.

However, if you like laughs -- @keonovak is the best. So follow her (HIM, it's BJ Novak on the sly) and it's so lulzy.

 

768 of those UPC HITs so far. My hand is killin' me.

 

For anyone that plays FTL:

 

Evening, folks!

 

Do you ahk?

 

care to share link?

 

hai
yes this is not real life

 

Use this in ahk

Code:

`::Send {LCtrl down}{LShift down}{Tab}{LCtrl up}{LShift up}
return
1::Send ^{Tab}
return
2::
Send ^c^n
Sleep 100
  aeroTaskBarHeight := 29 ; put here the height of your taskbar
  WinGetTitle, currentWindow, A ; get the active window title
  WinGetPos, aeroX, aeroY, aeroWidth, aeroHeight, A ; get active window x,y,W,H
  WinGet, active_id, ID, A ; get active window ID (like 0xc00dc)
  ; / if window is already exactly at left
  if (aeroX=0 && aeroY=0 && aeroWidth=(A_ScreenWidth/2) && aeroHeight=(A_ScreenHeight-

aeroTaskBarHeight))
  {
    ; / let's check if we have the center position memorized..
  	aeroAlreadyMemorizedAt := 0 ; reset (not found memorized anywhere yet)
    loop
      if aeroAllMemorized%A_Index% ; we have to check if active ID already has a memory slot
      { ; FYI: aeroAllMemorized[1..n] = "ID x y W H"
        stringsplit, tempArray, aeroAllMemorized%A_Index%, %A_Space%
        if (tempArray1=active_id)
        {
          aeroAlreadyMemorizedAt := %A_Index%
          break
        }
      } else break
    if (aeroAlreadyMemorizedAt=0) ; we didn't find center memorized, so let's just move the 

window to x-center
      WinMove, %currentWindow%,, aeroWidth/2, 0
    else ; we found the center, so let's put the window at memorized center
    {
    	stringsplit, tempArray, aeroAllMemorized%aeroAlreadyMemorizedAt%, %A_Space%
      WinMove, %currentWindow%,, tempArray2, tempArray3, tempArray4, tempArray5
    }
  }
  ; / if window is exactly at right
  else if (aeroX=(A_ScreenWidth/2) && aeroY=0 && aeroWidth=(A_ScreenWidth/2) && aeroHeight=

(A_ScreenHeight-aeroTaskBarHeight))
    WinMove, %currentWindow%,, 0, 0, (A_ScreenWidth/2), (A_ScreenHeight-aeroTaskBarHeight)
  else ; we have to memorize this "center" position
  {
  	aeroAlreadyMemorizedAt := 0 ; reset (not found memorized anywhere yet)
  	memoryBankSize = 0 ; reset
    loop
      if aeroAllMemorized%A_Index% ; we have to check if active ID already has a memory slot
      {
      	memoryBankSize++
        stringsplit, tempArray, aeroAllMemorized%A_Index%, %A_Space%
        if (tempArray1=active_id)
        {
          aeroAlreadyMemorizedAt := %A_Index%
          aeroAllMemorized%A_Index% := active_id . " " . aeroX . " " . aeroY . " " . aeroWidth 

. " " . aeroHeight
          break
        }
      } else break
    if (aeroAlreadyMemorizedAt=0) ; if we didn't find an old memory slot for this ID
    {
      memoryBankSize++ ; let's create a new memory slot
      aeroAllMemorized%memoryBankSize% := active_id . " " . aeroX . " " . aeroY . " " . 

aeroWidth . " " . aeroHeight
    }
  WinMove, %currentWindow%,, (A_ScreenWidth/2), 0, (A_ScreenWidth/2), (A_ScreenHeight-

aeroTaskBarHeight)
  }
Sleep 50
clipboard.=" UPC"
Send ^v{Enter}
return

`: tab left, 1: tab right, 2: copy highlighted text, google in new right-snapped window

 

Yessir, been AHK'ing for the past few hrs. My hand hates me right now.

---Edit--

My bad, thought you meant A9. Unaware of ahk.

 

You have masters qual?

 

But do you bhk? Huh bk?

 

I don't know if it hurts me or helps me, but I request Masters daily. Literally every day.

My stats are excellent.

HITs Submitted 81040 —
... Approved 81002 100.0%

I know it's random and fodder, but I do it because I like to think I'm annoying someone in charge. Seriously.

 

I have a little over 90,000 and 100 percent and I still don't have it either. I hope every time I see it handed out. Maybe one of these times we will get it.

 

I recommend wearing road flares and going to Amazon headquarters. Threaten to blow up the building unless they give you masters. Rumor has it that has worked before.

 

Slim pickings so far!