Can't Find Good HITs? 12/21

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  1. Johnnycomelately

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    "there are worse people in the world, however you are hard pressed to find worse ordinary people. Ordinary, horrible people who spend their time making money off of people who have none to spare. They ARE among us. These people may as well be sitting on and smothering cute, innocent puppies in their basement, and whispering sweet nothings to your daughter to lure her into their dungeon of smut and ruin. They are disgusting sewer monsters who prey on their friends to gather sustenance. Vultures. sink vermin."

    I'm sure this is a rather harsh choice of words
     
  2. sasquatch

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    "ive been going their since they first opened. the food is good. as of date my party is the only one to get in trouble with corporate. everytime i go their we have food fights. whip cream fights. the girls make it so much fun. sometimes it gets busy and you cant get that much attention. i never left a tip smaller than a ten. they are the only place ive been where you are told to do push ups and then have the girls jump on your back while your doing them. they have always treated me and my group with respect."

    o I DEMAND that people show me the respect I deserve
     
  3. srdress

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    Greatest Grammar Misses, Round 3

    - proffesional, elseware, conciderate, definatly
    - "Christa is one of the best colersets I have found and shes not bad with a pair of scissoer either."
    - "I would be treated better at a county jail than how we were treated at the Bombay."
    - "If there worst barbers is as that good."
    - "On 99 cent margarita wednesday nights, you will experience slow service, but you will also experience 99 cent margaritas."
    - "womans lock room"
    - "Its not the place to have a fine dine for sure."
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  4. l1n7

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    "....the bathroom was out of toilet paper and I had to use kleenex in my purse."

    lol!! this is why i've gotten into the habit of checking before i do my business
     
  5. NateMcCheezy

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    What??? That's crazy! What requestor.

    Oh, and...whaddup, my brother man?
     
  6. wonkatonka

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    I decided to go to Primp Daddy to get my eyelashes done after reading all of these reviews on here. I am so glad I did my research- I couldnt imagine being any happier with my eyelashes! Morgan was able to decipher exactly what I was looking for in my eyelashes, and he did it so well! They look exactly like what I wanted them to look like, and now I definitely dont need to wear mascara. It doesn;t feel like I have anything on my eyelashes either, which I love. I highly recommend eyelash extensions by Morgan at Primp Daddy.



    lmao

    Edit: Dammit, I read it as Pimp Daddy. -_-
     
  7. Cowfin

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    This club is the sheeit! I wouldnt be caught dead spendin time with any other hoz in town cept for the ones here cuz. These hoz really know how to work it! Bring your money fellas and have a good time. The private shows is where its at. I have personally blessed this establishment and after my many years as the reighning archbishop of pimphood and overall juicy connisseur at-large, I deem this club as the all time greatest place to go *$@# some hoz in all of the Port Land. May your experiences be as blessed as mine yall.

    :boink:
     
  8. Johnnycomelately

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    "The Lady at the counter was rude, with a very bad attitude. She made my friend, daughter and I, feel like a 3rd class customers..even after she saw me leave a $5.00 tip.\n2. Our sodas were flat.\n3. We had to wait 45 minutes for our Pizza while there were New Customers coming and going.\n4. To be honest, it was the worst experience that I ever had at a restaurant...I used to be a Head Chef and my friend used to be a Chef too, So we dine out every week and we always leave a decent tip......IS IT BECAUSE I USED A COUPON"

    I'm have to go to bed.
     
  9. l1n7

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    i read "pimp daddy" both times lmao!! it's primp..
    and how do you get your eyelashes done? ive never heard of that
     
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    probably eyelash extensions
    i've never had it done, I hate people putting their fingers anywhere near my eyes
     
  12. sasquatch

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    i was just about to post how these restaurant reviews were making me hungry, when all of a sudden:

    "I love the fried plantains with the banana ketchup."
     
  13. srdress

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    One last share, then I'm out:

    I was eating a banana when it happened. I had tripped getting out of my car and fell right to the ground! On my way down I noticed my keys were still in my cars ignition! And my banana is ruined! UGH! So I called the nearest locksmith which happened to be these guys. They said they could send someone out in about half an hour, but I took that was more like one hour. The tech showed up in 15 minutes! I couldnt believe it! He was able to get my car open for me and I was on my way to the grocery store for a new banana in no time! Thanks again!
     
  14. bredeanf

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    maybe no more bananas for this guy.
     
  15. Allikhat

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    I just had a long-ass customer review (one of the 10 cent-ers) that had every single word capitalized...Every. Single. Word.

    Why!?!!
     
  16. paulstead

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    Sup dude. :D

    These guys: http://turkopticon.differenceengines.com/A3H3CO8ZO7SP99

    Also, for those of you that have lost faith in humanity and your fellow man:

    I just had to go down to my friends house and break in, in the dark, with a flashlight. He locked his garage without thinking, and I don't have a key to his house, but his cat is inside for me to feed and such for the next few days. So there I am, in a hoodie, with a flashlight, with a fitted 59fifty on, with my beard in all of its masculine glory, prying a screen on THE FRONT OF HIS HOUSE out to try to jimmy the window open. 8 people drove by, 2 slowed down, 0 said anything. Also, I got in LIKE A BOSS.

    Lesson learned: your neighbors are useless.
     
  17. l1n7

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    banana ketchup.... o_O maybe it's better than it sounds
     
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  19. Johnnycomelately

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    "Well... my family was visiting from out of state and weve been here a couple of times. Fairly good menu and food. We did not plan on our bill being $120 for what we got, and we didnt have much more than that for our dinner. We needed gas on the way home, and we couldnt afford to tip.\n\nAt this point we paid our bill. No problem, right? Wrong! The manager started to say How come you not leave tip? Service gratuity not included on bill! I thought WTF. First and only time I have ever been hassled by a restaurant manager about anything. They lost 5 customers today. How will they treat you? Better leave a good tip!"
     
  20. bredeanf

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    wow crappy neighbors

    on the day we moved in, the neighbors called the cops on us because we were moving our furniture into a vacant house
    who moves furniture into a vacant house in broad daylight if it's not legit?!
     
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