Finding Great HITs 07/03 Froggy Fly-Away Fair-Weather Friday

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Hi Flora. Bonito sombrero. Publix has a worker standing outside handing out masks to people entering without one. I guess Lakeland signed a masked thing yesterday that last's the entire month. Mandatory masks indoors.

 

Is it me or is it kinda barren today? The second I get a double beep that shit is gone faster than the paycheck protection program. Also, Ponyman, how you been (you too Flora, hows life treating you?)

 

Well, haven't gotten sick, but things have been wild/bad the last few months. I finally left my abusive brother behind in Cleveland. I hope you are ready for a wall-o-text, because this gets weird really fast.

He charges up the stairs at 11 at night because we got a call from the apartment owner that we will not be getting the place(me and the GF were looking for anything that doesn't have a sludge monster living in it). He charges at through the door yelling "I want you out now!*warble garble completely unintelligible asshole speak here*.

I told him first of all out of our room (hes been smoking weed laced with fentanyl we found that out later on). He refuses and keeps yelling, so I move to remove him by force, he swings on me and I lite him up like the fourth of July. He runs crying to the neighbor and cops are called; GF recorded the entire thing but they arrest me for DV as in Ohio someone has to be arrested in a DV dispute(despite the evidence he attacked first). They basically made a shit judgement call that since he got roflstomped that I had to go. Anyways I'm in county for about 18 hours before I was released; with no way home and my leg still borked. I get home about 10-ish (took me nearly 3 hours to walk a mile after illegally getting on the train) and the GF is goen but sludge monster is still there.

I get in call the gf and shes coming to get her stuff and me. The person moving us is probably the craziest human being I have ever met (I'll even link the craziness he posted on his youtube to give reference). We pack everything in 1 hour or so and move down to middleport ohio. Because Ron is terrible at everything he does some of the straps broke on the truck and all my pc spare parts, our bed, 2-3 bags of clothes and my PC chair I just got for x-mas from her.

The drive is about 4 hours in a very crowded f150 single cab.

Things are okay for the first 2-3 days or so there. However it turns out Ron has a severe anger problem when he drinks and is also illegally making moonshine for resale on the side. He was telling me how he was in the navy seals and served in desert storm and other crap(GF mom had moved in) and he kept changing what ship he was on; all of them he mentioned were decommissioned between 1944 and 1951. I called him out and he stood up and started yelling "You calling me a liar! You little liberal Marxist communism loving faggot!I'll beat your Obama loving atheist ass!"(btw he doesn't know the definition of ANY of those words).

GF's mom tells me to go to the other room and he will calm him down. 2 more days pass and Ron has his son over for a couple days(or what would have been) he's drinking again and doing everything in his power to get his son to start a fight with me, to go beat the fear of god into my communism loving ass. His son tells him to fuck off and leaves, because he's not starting a fistfight over petty shit.

An hour goes by and he charges into the room yelling that I "remotely hacked" his analog only speaker to turn it off,(yes he is THAT dumb) one, no wifi for the speaker to try that, 2 I know a little bit of assembly and that's it and 3 I would have to be jacked into it and hack it....somehow with 0 programming knowledge aside from shit I did in HS almost 20 years ago. This Time I flat out called him a lair and a retard and he was ready to swing on me when GF mom came in and dropped him like he was nothing with a hook to the chin.

GF goes into his room and suddenly you can hear the hot garbage country rap(a song called "city bitch") playing through the house.

"Your aux cable came out you fucking moron" GF say and EVERYONE starts ROFLMOA at his expense. He sulks back into his room and isnt heard from the rest of the night.

A week later and hes turning off power, tried to argue with a potted plant "fuck you plant I was too in the navy seals!", argued with a wall, thought his laptop was spying on him because he said he had evidence of aliens. Yelled he was a navy seal in Somalia spreading airborne HIV(again, to the wall and the plant) and got himself raided by the ATF because the police were called when he started fist-fighting with a trashcan(yelling he's beating up an agent of Stalin).

At this point we are are already long looking for a new place to stay. HE had already boarded up and plastered over one side of the building. GF's mom was over there with him helping him get groceries(which btw he took the fridge and all the food we bought and threatened to shank people if they tried to take any). She accidentally left her purse over there and he started(you guessed it)drinking and ranting again. HE would not let her get her purse and was yelling something along the lines of "A man controls his ladies spending, this is mah moneys!" and throws the cable box with the cable at GF's mom. Net is out and I have yet to finish turking for the day and go back there to find out wtf is going on. He comes out yelling "is that liberal bitch out there, imma beat his ass!"

He comes out, stumbling and smelling like he just got done Olympic swimming through the sewers of New York. He takes a swing at me at close range and misses. I put him in a frontal viper bite headlock and drop him to the ground.

"I'm a navy seal, this lock aint shit!" as he flails around angrily for a minute or 2 until he's unconscious from lack of air. He wakes up a few minutes later with my foot on his throat and he taps out, saying he knows when he is beat(and has some kind of respect for me now, the fuck?). GF mom has a good laugh and goes to the gas station for cigs. Not 10 minutes later when we and GF get back from getting pop, the power is off (again) and hes attacking the wall and arguing it with a shovel.

He hears us come in and starts yelling how I cheap shotted him and not liberal computer bitch can beat him, the navy seal. HE then proceeds to threaten to shoot us and I had had enough, we call to police.

10 minutes later we had 8 cars out there, 2 sheriffs, a small swat unit, the k9 unit and a barricade unit showing up. They drag him out of the house as he is yelling how you can't do this to me, I am a navy seal I have a license to kill all of you!

He's arrested, we make a report and he's carried away. The wall is down and now and now the SMELL hits us. His room is littered with beer cans and half empty moonshine jars and it smells like a morgue had thawed out in his room. He goes in front of a judge 3 days later with all of us present and his GF mom begs me not to keep him in jail, that he needs help. I make an agreement for a restraining order and he is to be released on the grounds that he seeks help and does not drink. He leaves the court room and the cop said I made a huge mistake, that men like him never change.

He was right. HE marched down to the owner of the building we had a land contract with and managed to convince him he was innocent and the next day had managed to get the entire building in his name alone(robbing GF's mom of 3k she put down on it) I get a less than amusing eviction notice(which was not official in any capacity and even if it was Middleport was backed up 4 months due to covid). A day goes by and we get a hold of a lawyer and she basically says we are boned due to how the land contract was not originally done through a state operative or a lawyer. He then shuts off the water.

We move a week later to my friends house in Dayton.More to come once I take a break lol

 

side note; brothers BF couldn't handle waiting 20 minutes for brother to fetch his weed and goes to another guy and dies of a Fentanyl overdose along with 3 other people.