Can't Find Fantastic HIT's?- 9/13 Foxy Friday!

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  1. pigmoose

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    John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
    John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad “I want to be on the ships daddy.”
    Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS”
    There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
    “This is Joson” the radio crackered. “You must fight the demons!”
    So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
    “HE GOING TO KILL US” said the demons
    “I will shoot at him” said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
    “No! I must kill the demons” he shouted
    The radio said “No, John. You are the demons”
    And then John was a zombie.
     
  2. extracash

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    For everybody talking about itchy scars, it's normal for them to itch for about a year or two. That's the healing process. After that, it's more likely a dry skin issue. The person who talked about a tattoo curing the itching was actually on the right track. If your ink artist was any good, they gave you a moisturizer to put on your new art, and that cured the moisture issue. You probably still put that stuff on your art now and again. That's why your scar doesn't itch anymore. For the others, try some bag balm (sounds gross, but really good stuff) or any of the Eucera products for super dry skin. It will make a huge difference.
     
  3. Danzizz

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    Moms Spaghetti
     
  4. fourclub

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    Oh yeah, but my favorite so far was the one with the kids crawling beneath that bridge. I can't believe the bloody condom was still there!
     
  5. John

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    Yep. 7 all in one day. Took some chances on some writing summaries with people with good/ no TO. One of them responded "We hated your writing" and another just rejected me. Im still at 99.8% with 27 rejections because I have 15,000 approved. Sucks
     
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    TurkingBear said CREEPY! Not vomit-inducing you guys.
     
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    $20.92 for the day. Goal is $20 so I just made it! I was out doing errands from noon til 4 so I missed out on a bunch of TR hits among other things, but I'm just nit-picking now
     
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    Title: Microsoft Excel Training (University Research Study)
    Requester: Katelyn Cavanaugh [A3NMZK7PQRWV2E] (TO)
    Description: Take a FREE Microsoft Excel Training program, and complete some surveys about yourself.
    Reward: $2.50
    Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 50, HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95, Location is US
    Link: https://www.mturk.com/mturk/preview?groupId=2KGW3K4F0OHOEO4G6CBOAL97IHF01S
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    2.50 for 2 hours? wat
     
  10. Apaullo

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    I did a bunch of article summaries a few days ago for Walt Theissen, got em all rejected (I did probably 30 before that all approved" Emailed asking for an explanation and all I got in response was "Because we hated your writing"
     
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    GTAV's budget was 250 million dollars. Holy balls, batman. 1 more week!

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    Driving home at night, you notice that all the lights in your house/apartment are on. As you park the car, they all turn off at the same time. The house is empty and the doors are locked from the inside.

    You check your watch. The big hand is on the 4, the little hand is on the 1. You’ll be late for work.

    At work, you find an email in your inbox. The sender is yourself. Puzzled, you open the e-mail you apparently sent to yourself. Inside is the message “the out for watch watch.”

    You look at your watch. The little hand is on the 4, the big hand is on the 1. You look back at the screen. The fourth and first words have swapped places. “watch out for the watch.” You look at your watch again.

    Your watch is digital.
     
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    Ouch. I'm sorry :(
     
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    I don't think I saw that one, I'm gonna have to find it
     
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    Wow...just wow. Hope you gave him appropriate TO.
     
  19. Artemisia

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    ...yeah, if you like your Excel files looking like someone hit them with a semi and then backed up over the data once it spurted everywhere. *shudders* Tried this, nearly hemorrhaged trying to fix the formatting just so it was readable, had it time out. Do not recommend.
     
  20. robyn724x

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    If it's the one I did last week, it only took me maybe 20 minutes.
     
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