Simple Question about NetMSi

[Playa_hamm420]

ROFL i had to revisit this thread after a doobie :P

its just so funny!

[watari]

Behold..

Horny German girl can't wait until they get home sucks her hubby off in the car and **** on the side of the road

Tight bodied MILF tied down and saran wrapped for your pleasure, blindfolded and bound and ready for action

Tatiana and Hans have a great sex life, she needs **** daily and he loves petting her pretty pie and poking her with his massive uncut ****. Sometimes she shares with other girls.

This hottie MILF gets nailed to the bed while her hubby records their hard ******* session

Ehem.

[watari]

Nazis!! There's Nazi porno??!?!?! LMAO

[Lana]

Nazis!! There's Nazi porno??!?!?! LMAO

Rule 34 of the internet ... people are just strange, strange creatures.

[idragonborn]

Rule 34 of the internet ... people are just strange, strange creatures.

No exceptions

[scotched]

Nazis!! There's Nazi porno??!?!?! LMAO

That is probably the least crazy "theme" in porn.

Anyways I love these hits but it kind of ruins porn after a while =)

[SalvadorZombie]

I think a generalization is preferred, actually. Just give the basics of what's going on and make it fit into the required character count. I did a few yesterday, but as it's my first time with this requester I'm waiting to see if those few get approved first.

[Turkalicious]

'Petting her pretty pie'

-dies-

[Ovningskora]

They all were approved. Hilarious thread anyhow, thanks all.

Also, Playa_hamm420, I recognize you as the best worker here... Just letting you know sir.

[stormsyr]

I dont mean to be rude or anything like that but those are just REALLY Bland descriptions . I mean.. Butt hole LMAO honestly that sounds like something a child would say..

In some cases. I often use butt hole, or other words, just things that people may look for. They aren't always looking for ass. Sometimes they search butt. As do people search, and label with breast. I've even seen a bunch about her private parts!

I consider myself the pro of all porn labeling pros, due to my over qualification with porn video titles(Years upon years of the stuff!!)

So, I suppose it's okay to leave details out?

Yes. Do you watch porn? Ok, even if you DONT watch it, what do you like in a girl? Blonde? Tall? Skinny? Sexy? Think about what people like in women, then describe them, and what they're doing.

i.e. Tall busty brunette babe with a tight slit guzzles his meat stick before bouncing up and down on top

Yes, it's 10 yr oldish, but I'd rather not post the stuff I write here, and I DO speak like that in some titles, just to mix it up, which is what they are looking for. Varied titles. Different keywords.


@Lana - I take it your a girl from the name/avatar. So, why not try talking about the males more if it's awkward for you.

i.e. lucky guy gets to shove his stick down his pretty blonde girlfriends mouth and squirt his seed all over her face.
Hot hunk with a big johnson getting his groove on with a small latina girl in a hotel room

(They aren't 90 chars probably, but you get the picture)

It's also good for when you've run out of inspiration. Talk about the guy for a few HITs. Lucky guy... skinny boyfriend... her tall handsome husband, etc etc. Just make them varied. I think most rejections will come from having the same titles, not using keywords (two people rolling around in their sheets while their parents are out of town for the weekend)