Moist Tissue Tuesday 7/7/15

My floor is clean and I wouldn't even observe a 0.5 second rule

 

Did the pasta already have sauce in it?
I would've scraped it up and washed it off.

 

this applies to things like cookies or candy that you can pick up quickly, not an entire pot of pasta

 

I'm with you on this one. Floors are nasty. Even "clean" floors.

 

I'll share leftover spaghetti with spinach and tomatoes that's probably still warm from dinner an hour ago.

Cool people eat dinner after midnight.

 

I cooked it with the sauce, so it wasn't separate.

Even if it was though, nah, i'm not eating pasta that's been on the floor

 

Which part are you what'ing me about?

 

Your face.

 

The no crying rule! Crying without having to hide in the bathroom is the best thing about working from home.

 

You rang?

 

Under 4 mins. with light writing -

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Real men don't cry, we just silently weep into our pillows at night.

 

Didn't think I'd get capped.. 501 John smiths then I get reserved for other workers message.

 

Penis Tears

When a man goes up to his crying partner and wipes away their tears with his penis.

"What's the matter baby, don't cry, do you want some penis tears?"

 

See you all tomorrow.

 

Not if I see you first

 

Did you let it sit at all? I'm almost near 250, but don't think I'll be able to do another 250 before they run out