Mine are still pending, but how the hell can you make "A dog holds a stick" into something romantic? I hope I don't get a shit ton of rejections.
Dammit. Thanks. I'm scared what someone on this forum might call in for a favor. Spoiler tags Marissa. . .
LOL, thought about it but I'm too tired for that mess. I'll trust you guys not to quote it over and over.
I would just put bullshit like A dog holds a stick near the lovers or something... I just figured they would take something semi decent.
A sad OM story. Towards the caucus, he basically couldn't muster up the support to even host events, so he just walked door to door in neighborhoods in our area just as something to do, I guess. I LOVE caucus time. Love it. I go to a bunch of events, I geek out every time I see a candidate. They're everywhere. But we were at a bar/restaurant and we heard that OM and his band were going to be there in an hour to play and we're like, "well, we've got yard work to do, so...we should probably go." There's this HUGE event called the Jefferson-Jackson dinner and the streets downtown are just mobbed with people and signs and reporters from all over the world. And OM had one sign stuck in the ground and like nine people that stood around waiting for him to speak in his hotel lobby. I don't know why he's so underwhelming, but he is. Seems very nice, though. And he Snapchatted his workouts, so that's....cool, or something. LOL
That's what I did. I added things like "as they couple stared at each other lovingly", etc and...reject. 1/1. Screw you, you don't know romance!
I think they mean romantic as in romanticizing the statement rather than actual romance. Making the sentence all flowery and froo froo and inspirational and whatnot.
You thought love wasn't worth it and so threw your heart aside. Well, I've fetched it and will continue to do so. I'll be your loyal friend until the day I die. It's not even worth $.13 to come up with one line like that much less 5+.
I dunno. Example 4: Boring: A man and woman are posing for a piture. Romantic: A man and a woman in love are posing for a picture perfect. Example 1: Boring: A dog is running through the grass. Romantic: A dog is running through the grass to meet his lover. (but then there are these: Example 2: Boring: A man is about to shoot the ball. Romantic: A man born to win the match is about to shoot the ball. Example 3: Boring: The man is climbing mountain. Romantic: Man uses mountain climbing to overcome obstacles in his life.) Why make the mountain climber flowery but give the dog a lover?? Just freaking weird. Keep your 13c.
But you're supposed to edit it, not rewrite. So it basically tells you to tack on a couple words about a lover and then...reject.
Cha ching $$$$ No "all lives matter". That was the easiest money i've made in a long time. Thanks Jawn for the heads up on that prop.
The sad thing is that I have done at 200 of them including today and yesterday... They're gonna fuck me like a whore in church. Or maybe I'll be one of the lucky ones.