Can't Find Good Hits? 1/7

How did the West Virginian find the sheep in the tall grass? He found it very satisfying.

 

I...what.

10char

 

How do you know it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's on the little hand.

 

149,509 HITs
yikes does it seem to be getting less and less?

 

One of my favorite jokes ever. I still laugh everytime I hear it.

 

I've always heard it as a Welshie finding the sheep, but I guess that's a difference in family =-D

 

Golly, I think so...

 

Hit 138K this morning before the Kronopins popped up as the first big batch of the day, i hope we dont get that low again overnight

 

Me too!
I was laughing while typing it.

I'm going to hell in a handbag!

 

Gift Evaluations (no Internet searching and no personal information!)

Requester: cbresearchlab Reward: $0.15 per HIT HITs Available: 1 Duration: 9 minutes
Qualifications Required: HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95, Location is US
Edit:
1 min

 

what do you call a fake noodle? an impastaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahaha
or or what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef!!!!!!!!!!! ahhh... lololol

no ones gonna laugh at those so here's a hit

500 words: Re-write an Entertainment/celebrity News Article
David Matchett
2.50
https://www.mturk.com/mturk/preview?groupId=260LVCNHMVHV2GBW2FB2D4JCFRY026
9 available

 

Answer a few simple quesitons about a short story. Only 1–2 minutes.

Requester: John Turri Reward: $0.25 per HIT HITs Available: 1 Duration: 10 minutes
Qualifications Required: HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 90, Location is US
edit:
30 seconds!

 

We can all retire and make a living on Mturk...

 

Did you hear the Michael Jackson and Elton John duet?




"Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me"

 

David Matchett has about 10-500 word re-writes for $2.50, about celebrities, not about the backstory of a 1967 Whirlpool microwave door handle like usual.

https://www.mturk.com/mturk/preview?groupId=260LVCNHMVHV2GBW2FB2D4JCFRY026

 

what batchs r up

 

Took a 3 hour break, only 500 rubins gone from the 5k, no one doing them?

 

In b4 someone links the arabic one

 

Survey Task

Requester: Survey Researcher Reward: $0.30 per HIT HITs Available: 1 Duration: 15 minutes
Qualifications Required: HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 90, Location is US
Fun and fast

 

Title: Classify Arabic Dialects
Requester: Chris Callison-Burch [A32TTE4XXN6MQZ] (TO)
Description: Classify Arabic Text By Its Dialect
Reward: $0.05
Qualifications:
Link: https://www.mturk.com/mturk/preview?groupId=2YEXHVKCJ0111C5T3C0KWW66AWB68J

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