Can't Find Good HITs? 12/28

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  1. sasquatch

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    remember that a lot of these were simply reworded from that loftiest of repositories of human knowledge, yahoo answers, where 9 in 10 question-askers deserve a big fat punch in the face.
     
  2. Tongue73

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    I just asked Coman and he said even if the question is stupid, Its still valid.
     
  3. Tongue73

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    Remember to Invalid every one that comes up after the 1st one you see
     
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    Some of my favorites to incite uncontrolled rage:

    My son is gay, does that mean I'm secretly gay as well? Does my wife carry the gay gene?

    Our baby is very flatulent, how can I get the "air" out of her system without it smelling so bad


    and the ultimate....


    I have three children, and I simply dont like one of them... My husband and I are getting a divorce, is it okay to just... let him have custody?


    Can I get an option to send these assholes to the troglodytes?
     
  5. nerdlaw

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    "How old will my baby be before it can see colors?" LOL
     
  6. MandyB

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    Should I give my three year old a tattoo?"

    SERIOUSLY???
     
  7. marilynk

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    You can also select the text and drag it into the box. Two clicks.
     
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    "My son wants a helicopter for Christmas. I dont know where to get one it is very important to him that he gets one because it's the only thing on his list. Do you know where i could get one of them."

    uMMMMM....OK...
     
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    "How do you determine the father of your baby?" <--- I... I just.... Dipstick?
     
  10. phunk

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    wow those went fast. lol
     
  11. bredeanf

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    he either is pulling them to add that button or y'all move at lightning speed
     
  12. smorganie

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    Well here were the gems of that batch.

    "On our family computer, our son has been listening to extremely violent misogynistic rap music. I feel this music is filling my sons head with violence, bad words, and overall ignorance. Should I step in, or let him continue with this habit?"

    "My son has access to my husbands amazon account while he is away at college and he has been charging it for things such as rolling paper. We do not approve of this. How should we tell him to stop?"

    "My daughter is 15 years old and I was going through her kindle and noticed there were a lot of erotic novels downloaded. I don't want her reading this trash. How should I approach her about this issue?"
     
  13. er111a

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    Wow those went by fast xD
     
  14. chicago17

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    Well, those parenting hits went quick...
     
  15. nerdlaw

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    PArent Filterings done already, nice quick chunk of change!
     
  16. TurkaTurka

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    I've never seen a batch go that quick before. Wowzers
     
  17. sasquatch

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  18. Flora

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    Well that was fun!!! The requester was impressed with us on the first batch! :D
     
  19. sikk66

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    That's what the Maury show is for. Duh!
     
  20. fred5283

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    Quick $5 on the parenting filtering...

    OK, what's next?!? :O
     
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