Can't Find WONDERFUL HIT's?- 01/29 Wash Away Boredom Wednesday!

That's because wimminz have an expiration date.

 

(After I shaved my head and my beard) yesterday they carded me when I was buying a lighter. Apparently you gotta be 18 to light a ******* fire.

 

no kids. the key to life.

 

Pshhhhhhhhhhh you told me I'm cute before. No takesies backsies.

 

That depends on lots of things. It's too complicated to explain. Your hands just have to have "it."

 

[video=youtube;6Wf-mRo7C2I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wf-mRo7C2I[/video]

 

When is your birfday Monica?

 

My feels when weirdest talks about ideals
(That is a line of blank verse, so is this)

 

boo, this marriage is off!

because you can't smoke without a lighter haaaaaaaaahahaha... who am I kidding. I used to use the stove burners and a spaghetti noddle, run outside with the noodle still lit, and pray it would stay aflame so I could have my sweet nicotine.

my kids are the only thing keeping me alive though.

 

I have big hands :'(

 

perfect opportunity to post "u got the look" but prince doesn't allow anything on youtube, tragically.

 

You're kidding. Why?

 

He's getting there.

Sort of.

He's got a Youtube channel now! It feels strange to witness that happening.

 

maybe he was born with it.

maaaayyyybeee it's maybelline!

 

[video=youtube;iOikQWAL8qc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOikQWAL8qc[/video]

 

My kids are the only thing keeping me alive too Monica. We have so much in common.

 

Only because you snack on them while you hibernate

 

you're already married Bear, no knots up in this cave!






oh god too many bestiality rnrs

 

Hey, this sucks! I want 'em too!

 

Hey Monica, I hear you're looking for a stud. I got the STD, all I need is U. (;