Can't Find WONDERFUL HIT's?- 01/29 Wash Away Boredom Wednesday!

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  1. Bassium

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    I have fairly small hands (I'm six one or malybe two). All the time I date these women that are a foot shorter than me and their hands are the same size as mine and I think of that scene in Raging Bull where he's all pissed off and Joe Pesci is asking him why and he says, "I got these small hands. I got a little girl's hands." and then "I ain't ever gonna get a chance to fight the best there is. And you know somethin'. I'm better than him. I ain't never gonna get a chance. You're askin' what's wrong."

    That's sort of how women make me feel all the time. My life is a ******* disappointment. I should have been making more money and reading less books. I should have learned to be kind. I should go get high right the hell now.
     
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    Morning everyone :)
     
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    yeah i always answer "strongly disagree" to the "i would change nothing about my life" questions on surveys too, but i dunno, all dese books get me MAD LAID although i am an empty husk of a person
     
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    Sort of. It's more like noon at this point for me :p
     
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    I just get finger-envy sometimes.

    I'm small. My hands are disappointingly proportionate.

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    I have weird long skinny hands. I wear like a size four and a half ring.

    I can't sleep. Why are we talking about hands?
     
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    Because my attraction to hands and arms is more important than everyone else's attraction to butts and boobs, I guess.

    I don't know.
     
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    My hands are kinda big. I think that's why I am so obsessive about my nail care, it kinda keeps them feminine in my mind.
     
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    [video=youtube;93B072j-E3I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93B072j-E3I[/video]
     
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    Probably because of what you can do with em. It's about 10 minutes from Orgy O'Clock.
     
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    I was going to take a picture of my hand, then I thought to myself "well this is weird"

    Edit: Apparently my hands are really soft though
     
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    Big Hands doesn't make you a man.
    A piece of paper signed by the big handed president doesn't make you a man.
    A big party thrown by all big hands friends and families doesn't make you a man.

    The content of your character makes you man. There are thousands of big handed mens in name and name alone. There are young men who are given the rank of big handy and don't earn it until many years later, if they ever earn it at all.

    I now challenge you to act as a small hand men would. Be brave.

    Free yourself from all matters of this. I'm asking you to do things that I don't know someone your age can do. But, I believe in you. You've seen how foolish some boys can act and I feel that you want more for yourself than foolishness.
     
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    Those sections for me are hilarious. Because obviously I have self-hatred going on, but also this startling arrogance that permeates my life. So I'm strongly agreeing that I do things better than other people, also that I am no good at all, also that I would do everything differently if I lived my life over, that I feel I have accomplished nothing, that I feel that I esteem myself highly.

    I'm waiting for the day when I get rejected for inconsistent answers in that section. Been so many years since I've enumerated insanity to someone who wasn't getting paid enough for their time.
     
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    Living up to your moniker ;-)
    Nuh uh, Manzi is here & he won't allow such goings on!
     
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    I have giant mutant hands :( It's why I can't use a laptop. #firstworldproblems :(
     
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    i predicted this hand conversation a little earlier with my HOME OFFICE selfie

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    Oh it's in the dance room, not here.
     
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