Can't find Fancy Smancy hits? - 5/09 Fantastic Friday!

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  1. Assraw Jim Duggan

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    Guy on my FB is proposing Mother's Day be in honor of Macho Man Randy Savage, he's pretty noticeably drunk and giving serious paragraph long answers to people fucking with him

    Like five years ago I hung out with this dude all the time, so I think "whores himself for change on the internet" is actually a pretty admirable progression for me
     
  2. Monica

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    I cost more than $10 : o

    But really, I advocate for higher paying wages. I like you, I don't like your hits. But people gon do what they gon do.
     
  3. Spear

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    Your human ness makes me feel. Nice!
     
  4. monamoore

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    EyeApps, hook it up with that qualification, yo! I like funny stuff :)
     
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    Total approved HITs is not less than 100, Quick Demographics Survey is 0, HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 98, Adult Content Qualification is 1

    I think these are all things you can request/test for yourself (on top of the numbers which you just have or don't).
     
  6. Spear

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    Does anyone else fear eyeapps rejections because their humor changes from moment to day depending on food, light, substances, etc.?
    (and heck...could we get more John Stewart and less jimmy fallon)
     
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  7. zomgturtles

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    The ass kissing is strong in here right now. :p
     
  8. Spear

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    You think?
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  9. FindingMe

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    Any recommendations for a free way to fax a paper to Amazon?
     
  11. monamoore

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    love dat booty
     
  12. Assraw Jim Duggan

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    Oh god he's messaging me and I clicked it so he knows I saw it
     
  13. Spear

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    I heard that if you rate the same joke different they think your lying/cheating...Damn if I hear the same joke twice I kinda lose all funny at it...
     
  14. EyeApps

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    Is there a repository of John Stewart jokes somewhere? If so, then yes. In fact, we're always looking for new sources of humor online. Point us to funny stuff and we'll put it in our next batch.
     
  15. swole_hamster

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    Title: You must have a mobile device or a tablet - quick and easy survey - takes less than 5 minutes
    Requester: Project Endor [A11L036EBWKONR] (TO)
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    4.82 Communicativity
    4.94 Generosity
    4.96 Fairness
    4.98 Promptness
    Number of Reviews: 295
    (Submit a new TO rating for this requester)

    Description: You must have a mobile device or a tablet - quick and easy survey - takes less than 5 minutes
    Time: 20 minutes
    Reward: $0.30
    Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 1, HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 90, Location is US
     
  16. Spear

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    What is the best way to get a dog to stop humping your leg?
    (pick it up and suck it off)
     
  17. Spear

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    O? umm..ok i will look.
    How do profit from this? (just curious)
     
  18. Assraw Jim Duggan

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    EyeApps, if you want your stuff to be funnier may I suggest starting with removing literally every single ecard you have
     
  19. FindingMe

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    The funny is right here in this forum.
     
  20. EyeApps

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    We just expect at least a little bit of consistency. If you're rating the same jokes 2's and then 9's just as often as you're rating them consistently, that's kind of suspicious. If you sometimes think a joke is super funny once and then only meh the next time, that's totally fine. Again, we're very lax about this stuff. It's only one of the many metrics we look at, and we only ever reject people if they're comically violating multiple metrics. Normally, if we're concerned, we'll just soft block you (and even that doesn't happen often). Actual rejections, again, only happen to 1% of our workers. And they're not the ones whose mood happens to change from day to day -- they're the ones who don't speak English or aren't even reading the jokes.
     
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