Finding Great HITs 04/21 Sunny Sedentary Caturday

I am so fed up with broken surveys, and surveys written in such broken English they're all but incomprehensible.

Barely noon, and already I'm all

 

screened out. throwing this back in a few also

Title: Social Experiences and Health Survey ($5.00 for a 60-90 minute survey if you qualify) | AcceptA Requester: Baruch Psych Study [A2Z10ZM7N4R3IL] Contact TV: No Reviews TO: [Pay: 2.00] [Fast: 0.00] [Comm: 1.00] [Fair: 0.00] [Reviews: 3] [ToS: 0] TO2: No Reviews Reward: $5.00 Duration: 2 hours 30 minutes Available: 1 Description: This survey is interested in understanding social experiences and emotional health, as well as beliefs and attitudes about health care. To complete this study, you must qualify based on screening questions you will answer once you click on the survey link Requirements: Previously Completed This HIT (R&A) DoesNotExist; Location EqualTo US

 

Here's the answer you are looking for.

 

And now I've been short-timered. Not because I going slow, either. Just a thieving, scheming, little bastard of a requester...

 

Said it before, but if only there were a McDonald's in my tiny town, or any place similar that paid federal minimum wage, I would stop turking tomorrow.

 

Oh okay. I get wanting to be a recluse I keep thinking I'll just take my laptop somewhere and pitch a tent and call that my home. I'm guessing there must be something keeping you where you are at. Otherwise I'd say you can always move.

 

I wish these paid more. I wanna do batches cause I'm sick of surveys (there aren't any up anyway) but all the batches look crappy too.

Title: Determine if the image is of a ticket for a particular movie at a given theater for a specific showtime. | AcceptA Requester: moviepass-prod [A1H87AJHW6B8Q6] Contact TV: No Reviews TO: [Pay: 2.00] [Fast: 3.50] [Comm: 1.00] [Fair: 4.00] [Reviews: 8] [ToS: 0] TO2: No Reviews Reward: $0.01 Duration: 1 minute Available: 43761 Description: Determine if the image is of a ticket for a particular movie at a given theater for a specific showtime. Even if the photo isn't completely legible, it may still be possible to determine if the movie title matches. Requirements: Masters Exists

 

3 minutes

Title: Workplace Evaluation(~ 7 minutes) | AcceptA Requester: Jennifer Wright [AYZQ0H4ZSM5Y1] Contact TV: [Hrly: $15.52] [Pay: 4.56] [Fast: null] [Comm: null] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Blk: 0] TO: [Pay: 3.49] [Fast: 4.59] [Comm: 3.50] [Fair: 4.17] [Reviews: 56] [ToS: 0] TO2: No Reviews Reward: $0.80 Duration: 30 minutes Available: 20 Description: Read a scenario about the workplace and answer some questions based on it Requirements: Exc: [2683039-84495] DoesNotExist; Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 75; Location In US

5 minutes

Title: Answer an eight minute survey about new product ideas. | AcceptA Requester: Rosalia Pampalk [A1D5E5SKYG320P] Contact TV: [Hrly: $18.92] [Pay: 4.32] [Fast: 5.00] [Comm: null] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Blk: 0] TO: [Pay: 4.03] [Fast: 4.65] [Comm: 3.80] [Fair: 4.80] [Reviews: 44] [ToS: 1] TO2: No Reviews Reward: $1.00 Duration: 2 hours Available: 1 Description: In this study you will be asked to evaluate new product ideas in the domain of sunglasses. Requirements: Green 1 DoesNotExist; GC-studies DoesNotExist; Location EqualTo US

 

I thought you had a job.

 

My 83 year old mother living next door. She had a stroke a couple of years ago, and I am the one expected to take care of her.
My misanthropic ways--yes, I want to be a recluse. I would hate the human contact part of working the McDonald's fryer.
My family's business, at which I have toiled for peanuts my entire life, only to see my parents give every last share of stock to my brothers, because only those with penises are worthy of inheritance. So I own nothing.
My age, which makes me nearly unemployable anywhere.

For starters.

I could go deeper, but trust me when I say that neither one of us would enjoy that.

 

I do. It pays me just enough to stay alive. I need to make another six thousand dollars a year because that is my new insurance deductable.

Are you telling me you actually live off what you make turking?

 

Who, me? I have a crappy paying job that I hate.

 

I figured most of us have that, and are doing this because it's the only way we could find of moonlighting that lets us sit in our favorite chair with a lapful of dog or cat while doing it.

 

Yeah but I know a lot of people who do make their only money just turking. You thought everyone has another job?

 

How anybody could make enough to live doing nothing but this is beyond me. I know some people have good quals that aren't open to newcomers, and some people do transcriptions all day, but even so... Most work on there pays less, and a lot of it FAR less, than three dollars an hour. That's why we're sitting here jawing instead of diving into those penny movie hits.

I'll be lucky to make my $6000 goal, and that's with my nose firmly to the grindstone every minute I'm not doing something real-world. If I had no real-world tasks to do, maybe I could make more. Maybe. But it would never be enough to live on.

The only way I can think of that someone could make that kind of money on here is by scamming the everloving shit out of every requester you can until your account gets seized.

 

You know the same ones from this forum that I do.

 

And just wasted another ten minutes of my life on yet another broken study.
What a peachy day this has been.

 

My condolences. For what it's worth having a penis hasn't gotten me very far in life and have gotten fucked over by friends and family also. I get it though different families have their different biases. I was adopted and then my parents adopted a girl from Korea...but surprise surprise mom gets pregnant at 40 and well guess who the favorite is then? Then I married a girl just trying to escape her abusive mother and well I got caught tangled in a real mess especially once I turned atheist (ex-mom-in-law is a Pentecostal Christian fundi) so as you may gather I know a thing or two being on the receiving end of abuse and taking responsibility (or rather the punishment) for other people's messes. I feel your pain is what I'm trying to say and it's based in experiencing similar unwarranted misery.

 

Y'all are about to make me start day drinking.