Can't Find Great HITs 10/13 Twinkle Twinkle Tuesday!

The guy on the end, Lincoln, kinda looks like Grandpa Munster.

 

carnival barker.

 

this is a panda for a $14 survey. i don't remember if its masters or not. i give up on it.

https://www.mturk.com/mturk/previewandaccept?groupId=37ZUGP9H9BVL1TB2TZ2DYOMHYVZ18A

 

Patton Oswalt ‏@pattonoswalt 4m4 minutes ago
Lamar Odom is fighting for his life blocks away after collapsing in a whorehouse and no mention of him. Shameful. #DemocraticDebate

 

In other news....

Title: Self-Explanation Strategy Instruction Requester: Attention & Memory Lab [A38BKXIOJO8NZY] (TO) TO Ratings: ☢☢☢☢☢ 5.00 Communicativity ☢☢☢☢☢ 1.42 Generosity ☢☢☢☢☢ 5.00 Fairness ☢☢☢☢☢ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 14 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: You will learn a new problem-solving strategy and answer survey questions. You must be 18 years old or older to participate. Time: 4 hours Hits Available: 1 Reward: $3.00 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 1000, HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 97, Location is US

 

Rhode Island man is far too whiny.

 

Weed talk coming up next. Finally they touch on the real issues.

 

I heard today that if we did everything that Sanders wants it would cost either 17 billion or 17 trillion. Either way, a ton of money. It's wonderful to want all this free stuff but someone has to pay for it.

 

God I hate when requesters do that. Soon there will be so many qual'ed that they won't be worth it anymore.

 

Well I did it guys. first $100 day

Projected earnings for today ████████████████████████████████████████ +4.02 $104.02

 

They already are barely worth it, but for them it will always be worth it because they get the work done faster.

 

I see why "generosity" is so low. #returned

 

Unless they fix the lag time, nobody will be moving up.

 

This was part of the email:

We're addressing a lag issue some of you saw on the last batch so that you can get quick numbers,

 

"Do some research" sounds like code for no.

 

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 32m32 minutes ago
Sanders said only black lives matter - wow! Hillary did not answer question!

WOW.. I must have missed something....

 

Commercial for Steve Jobs on. Remember that for tomorrows entertainment study lol

 

im not qualified for it , likely masters needed

 

I saw that but they didn't say how they are "addressing" it.

 

This HIT consists of 20 math problems, 44 survey questions, a recall task, and a short personality & demographics questionnaire. The automated recall task requires the Inquisit Web Player plugin, which is approved for use on MTurk (see Terms of Service). The average completion time for this HIT is 2 to 2.5 hours.

Pay for the hit = $3.

You gotta be fucking kidding me...

I accepted it. And I am gonna sit on this bastard and let it expire out of my queue so that no other worker can be tricked into accepting this demon spawn from hell and his HIT.