Soak Your Lawn Saturday! 7/4

It's because you're such a drag.

 

Roses are red, shit is brown, shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down.

 

I'd like to take a moment and just let you know I could've been mean and rhymed that with squirrel

I like squirrels though

 

I've already accepted this thing twice and then let it expire. Third time's the charm.

 

:rolleyes:

Bet I could've done it faster.

 

Happy 4th of July! Thinking about doing a few hits tonight since I didn't do anything today.

We're still talking about weezy? This keeps on, he will have to be turker of the year.

 

Okay. that's a bet. When you're here, I'm gonna fuck up a lawnmower and see how quick you fix it

 

This doesn't really count as talking about him. Arby just likes to mention his abs every now and again.

 

Oh.

 

I've burned 3.1k calories today

Have some yakisoba I may?

 

Here where? Fool, you know I'm not going to GA.

 

I think you burn more calories than I actually consume.

 

Wow look what you did, I hope you feel ashamed!

 

One day I will hit 4k
And I will shout hooray

 

If you want to be fat, sure.

 

I will never be fat
I'm like the cat in the hat

 

*thinks about it*

Nah.

Sorry Jenni.

 

Don't be scornful because my rhymes are lousy;
I'd rather keep it simple like my boy Bukowski.