Well, throughout my life, people have always called me "nice," but I could bring out my alter ego just for you and be your co-conspirator...
I'll use my eyeliner pencil to draw a goatee on you. It would suit you better. I'll wear lots of black - that will up my evil quotient.
So our evil is eye-liner, outfit, psuedo-facial hair, and posting in the wrong thread-based evil? We need all the help with our evil quotient we can get...although you are looking rather hot. That makes my, evil quotient, rise.
I should also wear a bustier. Everyone knows that screams "evil." Also, making literary references in a forum no one is reading would qualify as evil. I'm a little rusty on my Dostoyevsky. I'm good with Hemingway and Jane Austen.
I want you to be the Brett to my bullfighter guy who's name I can't remember. Edit: Romero, I wanted to go with a 'gored like a bull' reference, but couldn't quite work that out.
I will be the Brett to your Romero. I'm glad you couldn't work out the "gored like a bull" reference.
And I always find this Hemingway quote to be inspiring when I'm doing an "e-cig" or Tyler Quick rewrite: "There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.” Okay, perhaps "typewriter" should be changed to "computer," but you catch my drift.
Me too, actually. There just isn't enough evil in the Elizabeth/Wickham/Darcy/Colonel thing...and too much commitment in the Santiago/Giant Marlin relationship...Brett/Romero hits the exact timbre I'd imagine.
This is so hilarious it's obnoxious, I wonder what kind of 'e-cig write up' Hemingway would produce? I just imagine Sean Connery sitting in a corner of the room yelling 'You're the man now, dog!", repeatedly. Whatever works, I guess.