Can't Find WONDERFUL HIT's?- 01/29 Wash Away Boredom Wednesday!

Do you fit in those pants?

 

Glad to see ya'll were keeping it classy.

 

I'm the best "go home, you're drunk"er in the game. DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT ME

 

i like butts, and i like boobs. i like both butts and boobs. you don't even really have to have either if you got a cute smile. i like all the ladies.

 

night crew tonight has been smooth. smooth sailing. saaaailing.

[video=youtube;yyYhZ9HH8cI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyYhZ9HH8cI[/video]

so smooth

 

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

 

If you've read about my walmart horror stories, you could probably figure out which butt category I fit into.

 

This is a bit Seussian.

+1

 

Dammit Bear. I was at work.

DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship.
A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--
WOMAN: Oh there you go, bringing class into it again.
DENNIS: That's what it's all about if only people would--
ARTHUR: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives
in that castle?
WOMAN: No one live there.
ARTHUR: Then who is your lord?
WOMAN: We don't have a lord.
ARTHUR: What?
DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take
it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
ARTHUR: Yes.
DENNIS: But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified
at a special biweekly meeting.
ARTHUR: Yes, I see.
DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,--
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: --but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more--
ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?
ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.

 

I like hands and forearms. If I could find a successful hand model to marry I'd be content with my life.

 

Roll call: what's everyone's age?

 

Oh hello Mrs. Girl, what you do with all your time? Plz tell me all your stories.

 

2x, to narrow it down i was born in 198x

 

You know, a sea**** is a real thing. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea****

Sailing is how I learned the above.

 

Your mom

 

I am 1986 years old. #notjesus

 

I am also 1986.

 

18 Like Peyton Manning..j/k

23...

 

In my mid 20's. Everyone thinks I'm 18.