A cookie party? Really? I'm not saying that straight men don't go to cookie parties, but it would be peculiar. Oh, you have the fancy accent over the e on Beyonce? Mhm...
It was a family cookie exchange thing (a new thing because my cousin married a girl who likes sweets, and I think it's going to be her annual thing) but I ended up not going if that helps your calculations. This is funny now. Thanks for making it funny, turklyfe. edit: and I copy/pasted her name. Come on. Details!
Ruth, Idgie? I don't get! Ok, so you have a male cousin who married a girl who's not you. Or maybe a female cousin that married a girl... Ok. So why didn't you go?