5. It's totally organic, but somehow has 100 ingredients. Instant return. (ie, most any big-name 'organic" company.)
Welp. I've figured something out today. The more ingredients it has, the more it claims that it is healthy for you.
Here's a new one. I had a label start with "MAY CONTAIN" before the ingredients. So there's a chance the package is empty?
Capitalization within the middle of a sentence when not referencing a proper noun, acronym, or using the character 'I' is relevant!
True. But some of them were at least catchy! Katy Perrys new song sounds like Miley Cyrus. Not sure whats going on there.