I agree, between regularly ruining the thread by having conversations with myself and making people think about things they were happier before they did, my lack of TOTM status is quite puzzling
"The deep resonance of his throaty growl makes the crowd quiver in anticipation. I know that once he gets to the chorus panties will be dropping like that sick bass."
Then you could have just said that. It's like bringing candy into the classroom and taunting everyone with it but not sharing. It's a childish thing to do.