A story about how I got kicked out of a bar (cut off) one time. So I meet this women who seemed cute and active in the bar. I engage in some small talk. Realize I am not interested in her mind. Smile until she finishes her topic and wander off. She follows me. No big. She starts pestering me to tell her another joke. I try not to. She insists. My joke. What is the "best" way to get a dog to stop humping your leg? She doesn't know. Pick It up and suck it off. She told the bar I was harassing her and they stopped selling me drinks.
I hear ya,one time I walked into a bar,threw out a few sexist pick up lines,swore a little,peed in my pants,threw a drink in my face,slapped my face,the said good night and threw myself out of the bar,it saved me about 20 rejections,and about $100 in drinks to ladies that were not REALLY gonna go home with me... :0
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I had forgot what that was,then looked it up and remembered,,,niceeeeeeeeeeeee... thought it was some high powered candy at first... LOL