Title: Super quick task: view the website and categorize it into one out of 18 categories (WARNING: This HIT may contain adult content) Requester: Partner Pal [A2ENBGSRQ22RLZ] (TO) Description: Visit the given website to understand it's topic and then categorize it into 1 out of 18 categories Reward: $0.04 Qualifications: Masters has been granted, Adult Content Qualification is 1 Link: https://www.mturk.com/mturk/preview?groupId=3S1POB7GU8MSAD0G5H6UA9SXWJ5UQG [size=-2]Powered by non-amazonian script monkeys ��[/size]Bad to (on pay, since increased, and 1 rejection)
I'm glad that I have a strong body and immune system. A lesser person would be dead by now from all of the rage. As it is, all I have is a headache and the desire to kill**** someone's skull.
Not really. Nothing anyone can do about it, it's a combination of situation, circumstance, and good ol' black depression. Yay!
Patton Oswalt on depression [ADULT]: [video=youtube;jgSC8Qle6nA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgSC8Qle6nA[/video] Right about 2:22, when he compares his depression to his dog... I crack up. The crazy sh*t his depression tells him to do (we get it, we've been there!)
Ironic, since 222 is maybe my favorite Oswalt CD. Also, I hold this particular bit as almost entirely indicative of myself. Oswalt and Louis CK are neck and neck for my favorite living comedians.
Good morning! ♥ Title: Take a 1-question survey (US-based only) Requester: PickFu [AI2HRFAYYSAW7] (TO) TO Ratings: ☢☢☢☢☢ 4.06 Communicativity ☢☢☢☢☢ 4.34 Generosity ☢☢☢☢☢ 4.70 Fairness ☢☢☢☢☢ 4.68 Promptness Number of Reviews: 128 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: Pick the choice that best answers the question. Time: 5 minutes Reward: $0.04 Qualifications: Location is US
I own most of Oswalt's albums, and really relate to his mind set. He's amazingly inappropriate, yet he likes women, not threatened by LGBT, has the nerd geek thing down, body image stuff, nightmare drug induced creativity with a little heart and soul. He also talks about needing antidepressants, and that he's got to have them, which many comedians wouldn't admit that. I respect that. Now you got me digging out his albums...
8 min Title: Survey Requester: Research Surveys [A6AILYBOSANIR] (TO) TO Ratings: ☢☢☢☢☢ 3.86 Communicativity ☢☢☢☢☢ 2.75 Generosity ☢☢☢☢☢ 3.52 Fairness ☢☢☢☢☢ 3.66 Promptness Number of Reviews: 76 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: This survey will take about 15 minutes to complete. Time: 30 minutes Reward: $0.75 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 100, HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95, Location is US
Good Friday morning everyone. It's days like this that I'm glad we have both and iPhone and Android in the house. Squee Endor. This will help me hit my weekly goal, I won't have to turk the rest of the day or tomorrow.
Ooh, I forgot to mention the best part of that Patton Oswalt bit that's precisely me - the inappropriate conversations. Except that mine also have the added bonus of leaving out crucial information even when I'm being "normal," because the way my brain works, I'm already thinking about what I'm saying so quickly that when my mouth *does* keep up, it leaves out information that I'm just assuming has been made clear. And it hasn't. So, there's lunatic me rambling about one of 50 things, and only giving about 1/3 of the needed info. So...rip, bleed, demon, potato bug, "he's inside me," and a brain that doesn't work the way others' do. Yay. Okay done now blah need to sleep so I can actually catch batches today **** my life.
3 min Title: How do you feel about your life? Requester: Edward Orehek [A1VX9787XGIFB3] (TO) TO Ratings: ☢☢☢☢☢ 3.74 Communicativity ☢☢☢☢☢ 3.57 Generosity ☢☢☢☢☢ 4.51 Fairness ☢☢☢☢☢ 4.10 Promptness Number of Reviews: 77 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: Answer two questionnaires about your life! Completion will take 2-3 minutes. Time: 30 minutes Reward: $0.40 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95, Location is US
3 min Title: Answer a short survey (about 5 minutes) about your opinions regarding individuals and corporations Requester: Ioannis Kareklas [A1POP2ZG68DU7A] (TO) TO Ratings: ☢☢☢☢☢ 3.40 Communicativity ☢☢☢☢☢ 4.28 Generosity ☢☢☢☢☢ 4.26 Fairness ☢☢☢☢☢ 4.24 Promptness Number of Reviews: 40 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: Give us your opinion about certain individuals and corporations Time: 60 minutes Reward: $0.50 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 1000, HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95, Location is US