Can't find Great HITS??? 11/15 Ferocious Friday (starring Turking Bear in new Avatar)

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  1. turklyfe

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    Kill the cat, give dolphin the money, and bear is next in line.
     
  2. freedolphin

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    problem is finding them/taking the time to do it when i have much bigger priorities. I'm a little out of the game so my efficient on this is way off. I'm at like $6 for the day.

    what is crowdfund.
     
  3. turklyfe

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    http://www.gofundme.com/

    You get people to pitch in money to support you for a specific goal. "Help dolphin make it through law school" sounds quite important.
     
  4. unspunreality

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    Can fabio be after bear?
     
  5. RockinRobin

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    Crowdfund is things like indiegogo and kickstarter. But there's another one just for people. Gofund.me?
     
  6. GG

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    not sure if this has been posted quite short, good chance of bonus

    Title: Intelligence Search Study
    Requester: Dynamic Decision Making Laboratory [A3THLDS04Q4UJO] (TO)
    TO Ratings:
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    ***** 5.00 Communicativity
    ***** 4.40 Generosity
    ***** 4.36 Fairness
    ***** 4.92 Promptness
    Number of Reviews: 16
    (Submit a new TO rating for this requester)

    Description: Complete a 10-minute study where you will make choices between multiple options
    Reward: $0.50
    Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 500, HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 97, Location is US
     
  7. cg1138

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    I don't know the situation because I've been getting screwed over by surveys all day but if you're on the verge of homelessness, there are places you can go to get assistance. A lot of people don't know about it because they've never been in the situation but I got assistance a long time ago when I never thought I would.

    But like I said, not sure of your situation. Internet is also screwing me tonight so it's been a long haul just getting from page to page.
     
  8. Tribune

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    Then in response, I shall cite from the Usenet treasure of alt.buddha.short.fat.guy at https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/alt.buddha.short.fat.guy/8TvYJBnwA3g/c4Ms0VSvtkIJ

    One can't be naive, I admit. It is important to be 'provocable,' which I think you are pretty good at, Bear.


    "In his book ['The Evolution of Cooperation'], Axelrod takes
    pains to spell out answers to three fundamental questions
    concerning the temporal evolution of cooperation in a world
    of raw egoism. The first concerns _initial viability_: How
    can cooperation get started in a world of unconditional
    defection -- a "primordial sea" swarming with unresponsive
    ALL-D creatures? The answer (whose proof I omit here) is that
    invasion by small clusters of conditionally cooperationg
    organisms, even if they form a tiny minority, is enough to
    give cooperation a toehold. One cooperator alone will die,
    but small clusters of cooperators can arrive (via mutation
    or migration, say) and propagate even in a hostile environment,
    provided they are defensive, like TIT FOR TAT. Complete
    pacifists -- Quaker-like programs -- will _not_ survive,
    however, in this harsh environment.
    "The second fundamental question concerns _robustness_:
    What type of strategy does well in unpredictable and
    shifting environments? We have already seen that the
    answer to this question is: Any strategy possessing the
    four fundamental 'personality traits' of niceness,
    provocability, forgiveness, and clarity. This means that
    such strategies, once established, will tend to flourish,
    especially in an ecologically evolving world.

    "The final question concerns _stability_: Can cooperation
    protect itself from invasion? Axelrod proved that it can
    indeed. In fact, there is a gratifying asymmetry to his
    findings: Although a world of 'meanies' (beings using the
    inflexible ALL-D strategy) is penetrable by cooperators
    in clusteres, a world of cooperators is _not_ penetrable
    by 'meanies,' even if they arrive in clusters of any size.
    Once cooperation has established itself, it is permanent.
    As Axelrod puts it, 'The gear wheels of social evolution
    have a ratchet.'"

    -- Hofstadter, Douglas R., "Metamagical Themas: Questing
    for the Essence of Mind and Pattern," (Basic Books) 1985,
    ISBN 0-465-04540-5, p. 729; see pp. 715-780, esp. 715-734
    ["The Prisoner's Dilemma and the Evolution of Cooperation"
    republished from _Scientific American,_ May 1983].
     
  9. freedolphin

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    It seems late in the night to start a gofund.me thing, can you guys help me make one tomorrow?
     
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    Yes. What time do you want to do it?
     
  11. hatchy

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    I would definitely support a dolphin through law school. The only thing I require is that said dolphin goes into court, places a hat on the opposing attorneys head and says "Guess who is in town? FLIPPER *****!" and they flip it off their head.

    ...ahhh memories of my younger years
     
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    Fund Fabio's figurine addiction. There needs to be a gofund.me for silly, nonsensical crap that rich people with deep pockets will donate too cause theyre drunk and have their credit card out. So Im not taking away from people with a legitimate need.
     
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    Ummm afternoon would be best, probably when I need a break from studying.
     
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    I'm busy after 3:00 pm PT. That's 5:00 pm where you are, right? So noon my time, 2:00 pm your time? Would anyone else like to help us set it up?
     
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    If that gets set up send me the link through PM. It prolly be up when Im sleeping.
     
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    **** do I have to put my real name for this? I dunno how i feel about that.
     
  17. bobbie01

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    If you are asking people for money then you should be upfront with them, imo
     
  18. Rielle

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    Dolphin's back?!
     
  19. turklyfe

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    4chan.org/b is completely anonymous, they might pitch in some donations. Write your story, maybe put up a timestamped pic (doesn't need to show your face). But you'd have to tell them your paypal email. Maybe you could do Bitcoin instead.
     
  20. Tribune

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    http://www.gofundme.com/ takes a haircut of 7.9% from donations. It's probably worth it for access to a wider pool of crowdsourced donations, but not for access to people you already know who are willing to hand you a check.
     
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