Title: Answer a survey about purchasing a jewelry box made in a Middle East country Requester: Samuelson [A160SK2JL3R77U] (TO) Description: You are required to choose from a pair of options of jewelry boxes made in the Middle East Reward: $5.00 Qualifications: Masters has been granted Link: https://www.mturk.com/mturk/preview?groupId=2QPDNVP3TVONBUJKPCP70EO1HZY03K [size=-2]Powered by non-amazonian script monkeys ��[/size] 9 minutes
[video=youtube;GA27aQZCQMk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=GA27aQZCQMk[/video] I luv these fashion hits.
You guys aren't posting nearly frequently enough for me to interject borderline amusing things and rake in thanks validation Anybody got a script to fix this
Masters Batch. Decent TO. Takes less than a minute each. Title: Find the Brand That is Being Featured In the Article Requester: Justin Kline [A006153821C819I8MVQC9] (TO) Description: Go to the url and add the brand that the post is being featured about Reward: $0.10 Qualifications: Masters has been granted Link: https://www.mturk.com/mturk/preview?groupId=279O8KGCPRG5KRQY83D0EBML1YO059 [size=-2]Powered by non-amazonian script monkeys [/size]
These are really crap and the pay is nowhere near enough, the instructions are totally lacking, but it's apparently transcribing the diaries of teenagers. Kinda hilarious and entertaining in a weird way. The TO sucks because of the low pay. New requester, so no idea on rejections, but with a 1-hour AA, I doubt they're very risky. Title: Transcribe a page from a hand-written diary Requester: Nick Kane [A17GQTMDUPLM5] (TO) Description: Transcribe the words from this hand-written diary. If something is illegible or spelled incorrectly, transcribe it without correction. Reward: $0.09 HITs available: 799 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 88 TO Ratings: ☢☢☢☢☢ 0.00 Communicativity ☢☢☢☢☢ 1.00 Generosity ☢☢☢☢☢ 0.00 Fairness ☢☢☢☢☢ 0.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 2 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester)
I have a no-hands scrolling script if you want. What the heck use is that? Who's to say? Maybe to browse better forums while getting drunk. Or tumblr. Either of which are infinitely more fun than this board's been today. F1:: Loop, 10000 { Send {WheelDown} Sleep, 240 } return F2:: Pause, Toggle
Title: Answer a quick survey about political candidates Requester: Neil Visalvanich [AVQNI1YHJF1D0] (TO) Description: Evaluate different candidates running for office Reward: $0.50 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 500, HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95, Location is US Link: https://www.mturk.com/mturk/preview?groupId=2QPDNVP3TVOKRZD6HQP7XEO3HZQ03J [size=-2]Powered by non-amazonian script monkeys [/size]
Thanks but I think I'll just spend my time setting up a bitcoin miner in the spare room, I've always wanted a completely worthless fire hazard
Here's a sample of one of the diary HITs: 12/21/99 Tuesday (from: xxxx) I'm going quite insane Amy So I'm writing you some poetry. Thinking of adventours and The many yet to be. Remember the fun we had going to Godsmack! And the hotel waterfights when you were on my back. I'm thinking of you Amy. God you know its true. I'm going mad, but hell, I'm glad because its over you. :rolleyes:
If you start mining, I strongly recommend mining Dogecoin, most profitable for now. I'd join http://multipool.us (stick strictly to Dogecoin for now), and if/when a different coin becomes way more profitable, switch to it. A $500 graphics card might do $2 worth of bitcoin a month, or $150 worth of Dogecoin (for example).
You rang? I was just going to post. I am going in and getting some Doge. Just a few doges. About 500 coins worth. I feel Doges are going to be big even though its based on a meme. Doge's are cool.
And with a legitimate market that totally pays what the internet says it will how can I lose YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS COSTANZA
That reminds me, I have to sell my Cylon toaster. Hopefully enough people still love the show that they'll bid on it. It's been fun to own but rent is coming due.
Go to reddit.com/r/dogecoin, set up a reddit account, yada yada, beg for Dogecoin or post about it, and people will tip you generally 50-100 Doge at a time. Because why not. Ok, if you're really that scared of a new coin, try this: http://www.middlecoin.com/ It mines the most profitable coin, automatically converts to bitcoin. Takes ~3.4% fee, but it's WAY better than directly mining bitcoin. You won't break even on electricity, mining bitcoin with a graphics card. Only ASICs are profitable.
Do not get into cryptocurrency. Do not get into cryptocurrency. That thing I said a third time. Man this is why I don't try to make topical jokes look what happens I'm sorry