Finding Great HITs 09/20 Funny Friday

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  1. Carpy

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    by the way, today is the day of the Area 51 raid. Twitter is blowing up already.
     
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    Title: 2.5 min Product Survey (academic) | Accept
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    Good Morning!

    They really aren't gonna storm area 51 are they? I think the gov should have a haunted house all set up for them.
     
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    I doubt it's gonna amount to anything but if it did I'd be a little pissed off that THIS would be the thing to get Americans off their butts because fucking decades of oppression and tyranny from our government people seem absolutely fine with. But Blink 182 exposes aliens and somehow the Navy responds and says "yep it's all true" and that's what does it. If anything the fact that they admit to aliens being in area 51 makes me think it's absolute bullshit because when does our government/military tell us the truth about anything?

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    Also what do you bet this Area 51 thing gets tons of news coverage but there won't be any coverage of the millions of people around the world striking for climate change to save the planet (not that I think that will work because our "leaders" can't be trusted to change even when pressure is put upon them).
     
  6. Carpy

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    It's not even there anymore. Back in the 70s-80s when the base started getting attention they moved further into the deserts of Utah & New Mexico especially after the Roswell incident https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roswell_UFO_incident The area became a tourist destination after that. They use the area now for test pilot/fighter pilot training.

    The original location in Nevada became a focal point during the cold war when they were developing spy planes out there which caused people to constantly report sightings of strange lights & UFOs. Employees that worked at the base parked in a parking lot quite a distance away were then flown in on a commercial plane with a red stripe & no writing/logos.

    Planes like the F-117 Nighthawk & B-2 stealth bomber were developed there. These planes were designed to be undetectable by radars so they could literally be "unidentified" flying objects.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_F-117_Nighthawk
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northrop_Grumman_B-2_Spirit

    My opinion: this whole thing is a social psyop to make the population feel powerless because after this whole raid turns out to be a flop people will feel discouraged from raiding anywhere else in the future. Imagine a month from now when someone on social media brings up another organized raid, the responses they'll get will be along the lines of "remember what happened with the Area 51 raid? it was bullshit" & they'll get no support for future gatherings.

    If they really wanted to make a difference & take people out of power they would find where the bankers live & storm their houses & underground living spaces or go to the Vatican & storm into the basement where all the vaults are supposedly keeping ancient knowledge. It would take at least a 3rd of our entire population to overcome all the brainwashed drones who have sworn to protect them (national guard, marines & law enforcement).

    If any attempts are made for peaceful protests, the CIA infiltrates in plain clothes as "Agent Provocateurs" who stir up trouble with violence or destroying surrounding shops which breaks up the protests & gives them an excuse to bring in the national guard or cops that already have military grade vehicles & equipment. Remember when the Social Security Administration purchased a whole bunch of ammunition? https://www.cnsnews.com/news/articl...explains-plan-buy-174000-hollow-point-bullets

    I could write pages & pages of rabbit hole information.
    Put on your tinfoil hat cause some of us aren't insane. We just know more than they want us to know.
     
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    8 minutes/instant approval

    Title: 15 Minute Survey on Politics and Personal Values | Accept
    Requester: Vladimir Ponizovskiy [A2Z8SJV7IRSSMN] Contact
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    Qualifications: US Political Affiliation - Liberal EqualTo 1; Total approved HITs GreaterThan 500; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 98; Completed-Liberal DoesNotExist
     
  8. Carpy

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    Also gonna add this. When I served I had a Secret clearance; not Top Secret because you have to be assigned to a position that requires it, you can't simply apply for it just to obtain it. I had to discharge the clearance when I was processing out & sign paperwork saying I would never divulge the information I received.

    I've attended several briefings where my clearance was required to enter & they forced us to take the batteries out of our phones. Needless to say I believe everything Snowden released & I'm a supporter of Wikileaks.
     
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    anyway, tinfoil hat off. Back to turking.
    Title: Tell us what you would do in a scenario!(~ 2 minutes) | Accept
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    Too heavy for a Friday. Not gonna ruin my vibes with it. :clown:
     
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    Title: Medical Opinion Study | Accept
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    Description: The goal of this study is to understand people's views about different medical scenarios. Participants will read a short story and answer survey questions.
    Qualifications: Descil-E-EF9B6FD3 DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 98; Location In US
     
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    Yep. When you have extreme anxiety issues already, I have to pick and choose where to focus my worrying. My goal is to just take it one day at a time. Don’t have room in my head for that stuff.
     
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    Title: A study with monetary incentives | Accept
    Requester: Uni Goet AG [A2Q4TUDR31CVKH] Contact
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  15. Carpy

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    I provide information to hopefully spark interest into people doing their own research into the truths of the world around us, not to promote anxiety. Noone even knows when you're online because you have it selected to be invisible. If you didn't like the information you could easily block or hide my post but you wanted to give your opinion so I gave mine too.

    Some people want to know the truth & others want blissful ignorance.
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    It's funny to me how this is just a meme but its pretty true for so many people out there.
     
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    Yeah I’m all for you saying whatever you want and I don’t have you blocked. :) And I like being invisible.
     
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    Anyway I really am done writing the paragraphs. I'm back to turking.
    I still love you all :)
    :friday::comfort:

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    by the way I would've already been banned on TV for my last 2-3 posts :D
     
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    Don't ban me Flora! I love Jenni! We're best friends! (as long as I don't talk)
    :comfort:
     
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    Title: Quick Survey(~ 4 minutes) | Accept
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    Description: Simple judgment task that takes just a few minutes
    Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 96; Exc: [171270-171575] DoesNotExist ; Location In US
     
  20. jenni3kat

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    Talk all you want! I wasn’t trying to be mean. Sometimes I am bitchy but not today.
     
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