Can't Find Fructuous HITs? 7/3 Feracious, Fulgent Friday

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  1. WCH

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    I can't believe Weezy is tied with Lunar. Some of y'all really make shitty life choices.
     
  2. Malibu Arby

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    Seriously. Lunar doesn't have the abs to protect you from a fatal knife wound.
     
  3. Malibu Arby

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    Cheers, guys.

    You know how to make a requester who pays you real life money feel special.
     
  4. WCH

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    You're special, alright.
     
  5. inkdrink

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    I would imagine that a dark alley containing Weezy also provides the possibility of momentarily disorienting potential villains with grill glare while you quickly abscond.
     
  6. Calebro

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    Just vote for me ladies, I'm 6' 5" former bouncer and I can sing or play the guitar to get us out of any danger... :)
     
  7. Dacia Felix

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    The meaning of life according to Chatbot:
    Human: What is the purpose of life?

    Machine: To serve the greater good.

    Human: What is the purpose of living?

    Machine: To live forever.

    Human: What is the purpose of existence?

    Machine: To find out what happens when we get to the planet earth.

    Human: Where are you now?

    Machine: I'm in the middle of nowhere.

    Human: What is the purpose of dying?

    Machine: To have a life.

    Human: What is the purpose of being intelligent?

    Machine: To find out what it is.

    Human: What is the purpose of emotions?

    Machine: I don't know.
    EDIT: I'll drink to that!!!
     
  8. WCH

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    Just vote for me ladies. I wouldn't have us walking down a dark alley in the first place.
     
  9. Malibu Arby

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    Vote for me ladies because I'd abandon you and leave you with the opportunity to prove your own self worth
     
  10. Hajime

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    Solid option but I voted for wiggles. I think he knows how to handle those situations.
     
  11. Calebro

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    good point, but what is more romantic than taking your girl down a dark SEXAY alley?
     
  12. Malibu Arby

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    That's five people so far who have been waiting for the opportunity to tell me to shut up in an anonymous environment

    I'm glad you've been able to express your feelings
    That's important for psychological well-being
     
  13. inkdrink

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    I saw Goody Arby consorting with the devil's familiar.

    Also, shut up.
     
  14. Calebro

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    Damn I forgot to put you on the list, with your Deth Metal theme who the Fuck would even think about attacking us in the alley?
     
  15. Dacia Felix

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    How much did you bench?
     
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    I got this.

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  17. WCH

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    Yeah, I'd vote Hajime. He seems like the type of strong, classy guy who would bravely take a shank for me while I ran the fuck out of the dark alley that we shouldn't have ever been in.
     
  18. Malibu Arby

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    How about we don't endanger 50% of the people that like my writing.
     
  19. WCH

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    Awe. <3
     
  20. Calebro

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    bench 370 deadlift 500 squat 400 that was many years ago, not sure what I have in the arsenal now
     
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