the only funny thing about alzheimer's ever said is from that movie "Waiting". "It's good in the sense that I can take walks in my underwear. I can give small children the middle finger. But as long as I look happy while I'm doing it, people just assume I'm senile." "Yeah, so what's the bad?" "Well, sometimes I give small children the middle finger and don't realize I'm doing it until someone slaps me."