I'm all for a woman President. Once a month, other countries will fear us and people will get shit done because, lets face it, as men, 99% of us are genetically engineered to do what a woman tells us. It's like mind control! That once a month thing is a joke btw...just clarifying so people don't get crazy!
Democrats suck come at me brogals, I'll regale you with tales of LBJ: not as dirty as it sounds, but bloodier.
I wanted to double post and say this is fucking stupid. You need to take more pride in joke engineering.
The argument has been made before that Obama is actually a conservative, just not the crazy conservative we are used to seeing today. I don't have an opinion on that, but it is interesting to think about.
I probably shouldn't be laughing so much at being called a pernicious woman, but as epithets go that's pretty rad. And I'd be fired from a teaching job only slightly less fast than you would; the rules that are involved there were mostly ones I was never very good at not bending, breaking, pushing at. You'll forgive me, I'll write for myself but everyone else, agreed, should definitely pay you. (for whatever little it'll be worth to you, I'm really sorry you couldn't do those book hits)
I stayed in Butte once. Locals were friendly, once i learned how to pronounce the town's name correctly.
So I'm gonna share on forum 'cause I can, this is my old house and the loblolly pine trees I planted long ago and there in the bottom right are those trees, and up top the bayou I hope this will clarify for everyone that I am actually from this country, not from Russia.
I put that in there because it's the one thing I though people could get up in arms about. I make a joke, people get offended. I apologize that my sense of humor is so far off from others on the forum. I'm not going to bother arguing about it though.
There are actually several fundamental assumptions in your joke that people could take issue with. The one you're addressing is one of the least egregious, because everyone knows that no one gets into power before they're 50.
So instead, you'll continue to lean on the fact that your sense of humor is so unique and we're all just oversensitive. No need to argue. Totally got it.